Here’s the thing…it’s completely fake and has been circling the internet since 2017.
https://wkfr.com/detroit-woman-attack-squirrels-fake/
https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/02/20/squirrel-attack-detroit-training-boyfriend/2925298002/
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/attack-squirrels-arrest/As if the story isn’t stupid enough already, who looks at that title + thumbnail and thinks that this is real?
what the hap is fuckening
This is the wackiest shit I’ve seen in a long time! Thanks for sharing! That mug shot tho… 😂
It’s fake, sadly. Good reminder not to trust everything people post…
The squirrel story is fake, but much to my surprise the mugshot is apparently real 😳
And I guess they also got a serious one:
I had a feeling it seemed a little too out there. Still made me laugh, and doesn’t adversely affect my worldview, so I’ll let it slide.
She doesn’t have “crazy eyes”, she has “attack squirrel training bat shit insane eyes”.
Getting real uncanny valley vibes from those teeth…
Daffy from gremlins 2 vibes
🎵Wild squirrels… nearly bit off my dick🎵
