TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 10 days agoFraudsters steal 22 tonnes of high-value cheddarwww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up152arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up152arrow-down1external-linkFraudsters steal 22 tonnes of high-value cheddarwww.bbc.comTheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBenFranklinsDick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·10 days agoHow the fuck are you supposed to sell black market cheese anyways? Some sketchy guy in the Home Depot parking lot? “Hey kid, you want some artisanal cheese?”
minus-squareLetstakealook@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·10 days agoYou can reintroduce into the supply chain through a distributor. This has organized crime written all over it.
minus-squareBCsven@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 days agoYou slide a 50 in a mailslot, and a bike carrier makes a clandestine wedge drop to you in the park
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 days agoWould you like your crime with pepperoni? Veggies? A Combo perhaps? I hear basil is quite tasty!!!
How the fuck are you supposed to sell black market cheese anyways?
Some sketchy guy in the Home Depot parking lot?
“Hey kid, you want some artisanal cheese?”
You can reintroduce into the supply chain through a distributor. This has organized crime written all over it.
You slide a 50 in a mailslot, and a bike carrier makes a clandestine wedge drop to you in the park
Open a pizza parlor.
That’s cheese laundering!
Would you like your crime with pepperoni? Veggies? A Combo perhaps? I hear basil is quite tasty!!!