Bro, do those underwear fit? Can I help you with them? Let me take a look!

Why choose when you can add them both to one bowl. Life is short, live on the edge!

Caring what others think is a waste of your time. Always trust your gut, it was always the best option.

Dear Taco Bell, Please stop throwing up on my order. Thanks

Depending on industry, 60-80% of all servers, globally, are running on Linux. So yes, we are not going away.

Would you like your crime with pepperoni? Veggies? A Combo perhaps? I hear basil is quite tasty!!!

1000 upvotes for this. Academia is so fucking stupid. And people pay big money to be abused by these institutions.

Open a pizza parlor.

Because I’m standing here not wearing any clothes? They are all in the closet btw. :)

Here’s something to ponder. The next time someone accuses you of being gay for [insert lame reason here], ask them how they know that’s gay? Are they gay? Funny how some “men” are so obsessed with “gay” stuff. Always remember, and never forget, closets are for clothes.

Wait, what? You guys play baseball with christian babies too? No way! I thought we made that up in our neighborhood. Cool!!

This is my life now!

Roll up a ‘trump 2024’ poster. Pikachu keychain. Pom Poms’ from the dollar store. Tie a pool noodle to the driver side doors (with a bow knot that can be undone easily). A really long striped stocking, hot pink or some neon color.

Can that Holiday start today? Asking for a friend.

You do know they had guns right? The FBI tracked at least 2 shipments crossing the river by white supremacist groups.

So, basically, republicans.

Could it happen? Yes. There is a lot of anger in America. Will it happen in the near (10-15 years) future? No. Why? Watch any and all of the January 6th 2021 videos of the Capitol Riots. That looked like a bunch of alcoholic, mentally ill tailgate partiers tried to take over a nation. It got out of hand and went very, very bad. The only reason they did as much damage as they did, was because actual law enforcement reinforcements were not called in on time. They are just violent idiots who are old, out of shape, delusional about their abilities, and they did not have an actual plan. Civil war is not the immediate threat we face in the USA, it’s the fascism of christianity from within our government that needs to be destroyed. We need a return back to sanity, back to a secular government.

Not that we have ever found, but I did say… “without proof”. And Science is about gathering information on concepts that we have yet to answer.

When the majority of my files were 80’s Synth-pop & Pron!!!

No one mentions how most of the bored housewives used drugs back then. This recipe is missing jello!!