Terrible attempt at satire, completely unbelievable.
Why would Trump ever worry about the law?
Wow, this onion went down way too easily. I was fully ready to believe it.
This is the first time I actually did a double take at an onion article lol. It got me good too.
It’s sad that I actually needed to check to see if this was an Onion article or not
To be clear, he doesn’t want to marry his daughter. He wants to fuck her.
Great, now he and I have something in common.
Edit: her looks are about the least offensive thing about her, sorry. The terrible person is pretty hot. If it helps I’ll wipe my dick on the curtains and give her a fake number.
what’s stopping him?
His physical strength.
Wow that was dark, thanks for the laugh!
Not her.
Does she know? :o
If you think she doesn’t, you haven’t been paying attention.
