Management: “Men are having sex in the stalls. Let’s make them see through to discourage them.”
two weeks later
Management: “Why is there always a line to the men’s room now?”
That left picture feels like modern art. Like an anti- “Thinking Man” with a cellphone. Add in the “Your Time Relax”, and it’s perfect
Edit: Where do they put their cellphone when they wipe?
In their pants
What pants?
Looks like clothes are in front of him in the stall to me
Um, why is that guy naked?
Some people poop naked. I do.
It all started as a kid when I accidentally dipped my T-shirt in the toilet (it was the 90s, so everyone’s clothes were baggy and oversized then). So from that day on the shirt had to go.
Then in another incident, urine accidentally spilled over the bowl into my underwear, so from that day on the pants had to go as well.
It’s been decades; clothes fit properly and I now know how to aim. But the habit never went away.
Are these both American-style very high water level toilet bowl problems?
How high does their toilet water go??? An oversized t-shirt dipping into the water? Urine spilling over into your underpants?
I am frankly appalled hearing this information. Either they’re living in a bizzaro wacky world or OP uses the toilet in an extraordinary fashion.
Jnco era was not natural, that explains the shirt. Wee wee is tiny and points under the raised seat. Commenter must hold said wee wee down to keep it from spraying from under the seat. Leaning forward is not enough, commenter is shaped in a way that makes wee wee aim up.
:p
Commenter revealed in a separate post that wee wee so small it points up over the seat. Has to push it down with thumbnail to keep aim downward.
:p knew it.
I had a cousin who pissed on himself regularly from small wiener problems when we were kids.
I feel bad about the bullying now, but his dad had a knee dangler and we used to say he took after his mom.
Every new toilet he used ended with wet pants.
Fuck you guys; I was a kid. Nobody has a 9 inch cock when they’re six.
Link to that comment cause I definitely did not say that.
I was a fucking kid. Everyone’s penis is small when you’re six.
I’m pooping naked as we speak
So you strip naked every time you take a piss?
At least make up a believable story.
You mean you don’t?!
If you want to halve the frequency of required toilet cleanings, you will sit to piss.
Not everyone sits to piss.
He fighting for his life
The Costanza method
I’m genuinely impressed you located a thumbnail for this response so quickly.
I want a torrent of all your memes. That’s got to be quite the collection.
There is a site like Franiac - https://www.penskefile.com/
Nope, wearing flip flops
He’s thinking.
I call that the Costanza maneuver
I assume this is in the locker room at the gym and he is about to take a shower
To assert dominance.
Because they (old guys) come out of the pool and put their swimming trunks in the centrifuge things to dry and then they take like an hour to get ready.
Centrifuge what now?
It’s a machine in the locker room where you drop your wet swimming trunks in and it mechanically wrings them out so it dries faster.
Tumbler.
Centrifuge deez nu… Wait no
Ruining people’s forearm workouts smh
I want you all to round up the people who make these decisions and bring them to my sex dungeon. I’ll take care of this.
…I…I did it…
Oh shit, gotta fund raise for the sex dungeon I lied about.
Let me know when the Kickstarter is ready I think you’ve got a solid business idea
This is abhorrent
Name and shame
The wall decor with what appears to say ‘Your Time to Relax’ with some sort of illuminati eyeball in the corner really brings it all together.
Now that you mention it, what is that spectre of death against the far wall? Oh, it’s one of those shits. LOL
I remember when clothing stores would use these (they go opaque when electrically charged)
I hated everything about it
Incredible. Doesn’t seem real because it’s such a dumb concept
I’m sure it looked great in the architect’s pitch.
I’m sure the architect just has a fetish.
Edit: In fact, I’m convinced that dude is the architect himself!
This shit hot lmao…
Whoever made or ordered this probably loves frosted glass effects in UI too.
I bet they used Windows Vista and unironically loved it.
Hey, frutiger aero was awesome and a dream of the future we were sold and failed to materialize in our lifetimes
Vista was beautiful, or were you thinking of the bugs?
This bathroom has Aero Glass vibes; that’s the joke.
(And FWIW I used Vista too. It was a perfectly fine OS if you had a decent PC with a bare-bones GPU. Unfortunately most people at the time didn’t have that and that’s one of the reasons why it was so hated. Another reason was UAC. It was considerably more annoying than it is today. People were annoyed by having to constantly approve admin access for every little thing.)
Where is this gym? Asking for a “friend”.
What has 4 legs and 4 arms and a huge hair ball on it’s dick? Cuz WTF dude! Its in that bathroom stall!
I’ve stayed in hotel rooms like this. In some circles it appears to be a thing.
I mean hotel rooms where the bathroom has a clear or somewhat translucent wall to the rest of the room, and sometimes no door.
Helps discourage room sharing which in turn bumps up average revenue per customer
I hate to inform you that hotels do this so people who are using the room to hook up with a sex worker can watch and make sure they aren’t being robbed while they’re in the shower or bathroom.
How do you keep the shit smell in after you drop a real stinky pickle?
Apparently rich and fashionable people don’t have that problem.
