God I am so tired of being “governed” by billionaires. They fool no one with their intentions.

Elect corrupt leaders, get corrupt cabinet members.

Yo why billionaires always look like they have syphilis?

Yay now they can make billions in their golden years and me and my children can suffocate and spontaneously combust before my house is paid off and these twat waffles are long dead from old age on one of seven of their yachts.

Don’t worry, people understand how to deal with them now. We already knew, but now people realize it can actually work.

I read the title with the Battlestar: Galactica sense of the word.

Wait, are they fracking each other?