• EleventhHour@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    OK, now I wanna see the second pic. Cause that boy has a lovely bedroom. I would be very happy to get my ass destroyed in.

    But I need to see a second pic, to see if he has a nice bedroom.

    What? I have standards.

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      6 hours ago

      I need to know if they have books! If you go home with someone and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em!

      I’m a proponent of literacy, by any means necessary.

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        17 hours ago

        Lovely bedroom and you’re humble.

        You’re welcome to send me a private message ;)

        But seriously, having a sense of taste for the interior of one’s home does not make a person gay— it means you’re an adult with good taste. It does, however, run the risk of classifying you as “fabulous.”

        I wish this is my bedroom…

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          17 hours ago

          That’s not my bedroom that’s just the second picture from the Reddit post.

          But now I’m kind of curious I might dig through the op’s profile in search of a picture of their bathroom lol.

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          But seriously, having a sense of taste for the interior of one’s home does not make a person gay— it means you’re an adult with good taste. It does, however, run the risk of classifying you as “fabulous.”

          “I’ve had loads of gay experiences. I’ve seen a pair of shoes and said, I have to have them! I’ve described a cake as ‘to die for’. But I’ve never had the gay experience of having another man’s cock in my mouth and/or bum. And I think that really is the one that counts.”

          - Jimmy Carr (as close as I can remember it)

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            1 hour ago

            If you would idolize one of the nastiest and meanest bullies who calls himself a comment, that just shows that you value bullying, lies, and beating up on minorities.

            But you’re the one bragging about not being a Nazi while a spouse, extremely no views.

            So you’re not just a Nazi, you’re also a filthy dirty liar.

            Go on, try to lie your way out of this. But the facts remain: you’re a filthy, disgusting, piece of shit. And when you die, the world will be better for it.

            You’re a piece of shit, Nazi. Therefore, I don’t wanna hear a thing from you. You’re blocked. And when either you kill yourself or someone else kills you, justice will have been done.

            You’re the massive piece of shit that defended Nazis. That’s who you are and what you do.

            Free Luigi. You can be his next target.

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        14 hours ago

        This is much nicer than the view of the bed. I hate those little prison / kitchen windows over the bed.

        Plot twist: girlfriend is trans but in the closet so bedroom guy really is gay.

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        17 hours ago

        That shoe rack next to the door will prevent it from opening more than a crack, and it annoys me.

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          16 hours ago

          That’s because he does not want people opening the door to the sex closet.

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          14 hours ago

          Those damn “form over function” people…

          Anyway that’s my excuse for lack of home decoration sense: it’s all function-first. Yeah. Totally that.