Im scared of the staplegunman
Why would I pirate kids?
I prefer to pirate adults
Lenny pirate your butt
Gimme yur booty
I mean treasure ya know
They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.
Not to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless.
My chimney has never been swept
Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney.
You decide
And that’s why you need punctuation kids.
I do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places.
Unless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma.
you wouldn’t download a child
Oh Jesus no. I have enough of those.
I emphatically would NOT download a child.
Can’t even give them away
And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It’s a no win scenario.
Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.
You wouldn’t download a kid.
You haven’t tried carrying them out for 9 months and giving birth under devastating pain, have you?
I wish.
I am sure someday you will be an amazing mother.
Why someday? Why not now
cause it take some months
I don’t want kids, pirated or not.
I never knew that pirating kids was such a problem.
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The kid from this video sadly took his own life last year. He will forever be a part of internet royalty for this legendary video!
RIP Brett
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Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.
Could be misunderstood, here’s a comma for you: " , "
And that’s why you shouldn’t, pirate kids!
That’s why you, shouldn’t pirate kids!
Back to your room, Shatner
You wouldn’t download a kid
No they’re free to take. Live on the street abandoned by the parents and country. Forced to exist against their will. Take one home, no one cares.
Not a boring kid, but a pirate kid sounds fun.
You wouldn’t download a fridge
Yeah, not sure what I was expecting. Maybe a PSA about trafficking
Isn’t that just called kidnapping?
Nah, they seem to be awake.
Kid-voice-144p.mp3.exe
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I illegally downloaded this video to my PeerTube instance. The guy is gonna come kick down my door, any minute now.
Careful he gonna scream at you with eldritch language
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Don’t people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!
All the comments are just pure gold.
The production value is better than GOT season 7
