Meanwhile the boomers built a Lemon Trust Score that says you need to start squeezing lemons from day one to be trusted to make lemonade, so the lemon bank will give you a lemon loaf that takes 30 years to pay back with twice as much juice as any lemon can make. All while the news tells us that outsiders who never had a lemon in their life want to take our juice, but really it’s juice lord propaganda against any new juicers.
We are drowning in lemons and can’t make lemonade without giving it all away, leaving us with all the labor and none of the juice.
The Silent Generation: "When life hands you lemons… Don’t Take the Lemons! GET MAD! Demand life take the lemons back! Ask to see life’s manager! Do you know who I am? I’M THE MAN WHOSE GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. WITH THE LEMONS.
I’ve tasked the boys down in the lab to assemble some incendiary lemon grenades."
Is this a Cave Johnson quote or am I misremembering
What I learned recently:
Lemons are a hybrid of citrons and bitter oranges. Which means life never gave us lemons. We gave ourselves lemons and then proceeded to bitch about it.
As a GenXer, i have no idea what “make lemon noises” even means
As a GenXer, whatever.
I think the joke is that GenZ will do something random and unexpected.
when you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it’s actually difficult difficult lemon difficult
“Stressed depressed lemon zest”
