This incident will be reported
No Christmas presents for op this year.
“He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he’s copied on /var/spool/mail/root, so be good for goodness’ sake.”
Uptime: 12 mins
Sounds about right.
thats the damn truth…
Its merely off topic, Windows isn’t Unix. OSX is, though only loosely.
OSX is, though only loosely.
MacOS is definitely Unix. Same syscalls, same command line, same permissions and virtual filesystem concepts. Pipes, text files, all that jazz. It uses zsh for scripting, PAM for authentication, CUPS for printing, OpenSSH for remote access, Unix sockets and virtual interfaces for networking.
Hell, a good chunk of macOS is straight up FreeBSD.
Unlike most, macOS is also registered and can use the UNIX name.
Uh no, it’s an acronym.
M: Mac’s
A: Not
C: Unix
Most
Applications
Crash
If
Not
The
Operating
System
Hangs
I unironically love this, and I have now added it to my talking points about operating systems.
I remember a while ago Tails developers were asking for help making the user interface mimic windows, to help people hide better the use of Tails in public spaces like libraries or cafes.
Kali Linux introduced a script to reskin the DE to look as closely as possible like Windows a few years ago.
When I need to blend in I use this https://github.com/grassmunk/Chicago95
Where is the Unix in this porn?
This is like posting a piece of steak in the vegan community and going “tHiS iS gOiNg tO gEt mE bAnNeD bUt i’M eDgY sO i’LL dO iT aNyWaY”
Average spyware enjoyer
This is unixporn not dosporn !
Seeing the “natha” username is so vindicating. I thought I had typed my name wrong for so long
This tied my stomach in a knot, ive never felt that before, im gonna go throw up.
There is actually a MS Edge version for Linux. I wonder if anyone makes a joke distro that breaks the file manager and terminal when you uninstall it.
Windows (Linux Edition)
-You can now remove system32
Wait windows has neofetch?!?!?
The really important sosftware gets ported to all the platforms
Is there an iOS port? If there is… I’m going to post screenshots from my wife’s iPhone. iOS is more UNIX than windows!
brew install neofetch
What does it take to put a terminal emulator on iOS?
Last I knew you had to jailbreak. Probably still the case unless Apple has decided to allow them on the app store…but I doubt it
So you can flex that you have better driver support?
We have your IP address, your GeoLocation, cameras are monitoring you now.
You will be dealt with!Oh, so you’re from Microsoft?
Didn’t know you could run KDE on wind*ws :o
Lol :P you actually can, but don’t expect a lot.
i dont think that you will be banned, although i think you could tune up your desktop a bit more
Like by installing Arch?
maybe, but if you want to stick with windows, there are some tools that allow to create cool widgets, modify the taskbar, etc. Some examples are: winaero tweaker and rainmeter (those tools can affect windows stability and performance, and in the case of the most extreme ones, it can directly destroy your installation)
