I thought the person in the picture was reading code on a tablet device, and was wondering what is wrong with the picture. :D
Why is the code printed in dark mode!?!
Perhaps it’s an effort to save companies that sell printer cartridges
Maybe they work for HP, it’s their way to give back.
The answer is simple: Marketing people doing marketing things
I thought tablet, then I thought the post was about the way they were bending the tablet’s screen with their thumb, then I finally realised it was paper. Holding a printout of a screen shot just didn’t enter my mind.
And with a file browser sidebar 🤦
i think these two are working in the same company
Skin on your fingertips is overrated anyways /s
Third-degree burns build character!
This is just an old trick for building up your calluses
DIY custom gloves
Stock photo “ecologist”
poor tree, i hope it is doing well…
Boss gets paid a dollar, I get paid a dime, that’s why I [printscreen and walk to the printer instead of copy/pasting code] on company time.
This is proper procedure when you’re paid by the hour.
When you like computer science but also hate trees.
Average front end dev
I’m confused… how do all of you handle your merge conflicts???
with scissors and glue
Damn, he is like
Elon Muskmy university lecturer who asks us to hand in homework with code printed outNot sure why you crossed that out. Didn’t musk ask for paper copies of code?
Yes, yes he did
Screens hurt my eyes.
An e-Ink monitor would be pretty cool. Maybe some day they’ll be as fast as LCDs.
You gotta love stock photos. My favourite is the one where the code is projected across the room and the developer’s face.
That’s how you know you’re about to enter the matrix
hackerman.jpg
and always make sure to print your code in dark mode, don’t want anyone who sees it to think you’re weird
Image of Musk reading code he asked to be printed
Back in the day, even in this century, printing out code in good text formatting on plain paper’s not a bad way to work with some problems; you can spread out many pages on a table instead of one screenful at a time, make planned edits in paper or pen, then do them. It doesn’t suit half-assed “coding” by hitting code completion and “next” in a wizard, but some of us still remember how to program.
But then marketing hears about this and this meme is the best they can come up with.
I suspect it’s like Nigerian scammers being blatant about how dumb their scam is, to weed out the smart targets. “simplilearn” is obviously not for people who read manuals, you know?
Bloody hell, why did the designer print the new UI mockup?
yeah we’re printing all TPS reports in dark mode before they go out.
…did you see the memo about this?
The 1 trick Big Screen doesn’t want you to know. Instead of buying multiple monitors, just print out the window before minimizing it.