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HERE’S THE BLESSING MY OLD MAM USED TO PUT ME IN BED WITH, WHICH I OFFER TO YOU HARD-CRANKING MF’ERS:
MAY THE ROAD RISE UP TO MEET YOUR HOG, MAY THE WIND ALWAYS BE AT YOUR MF’IN BACK. MAY THE SUN SHINE WARM ON YOUR GRINNING SKULL, AND MAY THE RAINS FALL LIKE BOMBS ON THE FIELDS OF YOUR ENEMIES!
AND MAY YOU CRANK YOUR HOG THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES BEFORE THE DEVIL EVEN KNOWS YOU’RE DEAD!
AMEN BROTHER, LET’S CRANK OUR HOGS FOR THE LORD
AROOOOOOOOOOOO
THATS SOME DAMN FINE LITURGY BROTHER. AROOOOO
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HEY THERE BROTHER I REALLY LIKED YOUR MEME BUT CAN YOU PLEASE STOP USING CURSE WORDS BECAUSE MY MOM IS GOING TO GET REALLY MAD IF SHE SEES THIS ON MY PHONE AROOO
#RELATABLE