Man that’s really disappointing to see. I literally background watch mythbusters every night as I’m going to bed and I’ve loved the show since I was a kid. Hope the remainder of the crew continues to maintain their integrity.

Joseph Smith has all kinds wacky zany stories that provide excellent proof that his claims are all totally 100% legit

I like the one where he “translated” some “ancient texts” but his wife didn’t believe him so she threw away the “translations” and told him to do it again, if he was the real deal he’d translate it exactly the same way no problem. But God was upset at this trial so he changed the translation, making poor Joseph Smith redo it with the new and thus slightly different translation.

This of course proves that there was no way at all Joey could’ve made everything up

Literally every cop has told me to drive safe*

* after pulling me over and shooting me 7 times in the back

So I decided while playing Fallout 4 (around the time it came out) that I was going to try to break this habit, because it meant I never got to use any of the cool shit.

I made this decision while retaking the castle, fighting the queen crab thing. I used all the mini nukes I had on it.

Those who have played the game knows what happens next… after killing the queen, the king emerges. Way bigger, way harder to kill.

I’ve been a hardcore no exceptions hoarder ever since

there will be little record

Did you use any form of social media in the last 3 years?

HEY THERE BROTHER I REALLY LIKED YOUR MEME BUT CAN YOU PLEASE STOP USING CURSE WORDS BECAUSE MY MOM IS GOING TO GET REALLY MAD IF SHE SEES THIS ON MY PHONE AROOO

Hey man, I’m 25. What’s this doing here 😭

Does it really make someone an “asshole” for just pulling up until their tire hits something? Feel like this is something 95% of people would do without realizing it until they got out and saw the sidewalk.

Like do you guys really think these people are intentionally blocking the path or something?

I AM HARRY POTTA IM THE KING OF THE SCHOOL

IM BETTER THAN EVERYBODY IN THE SCHOOL

IM HIP AND IM AWESOME ALL THE GIRLS KNOW MY NAME

H-H-HARRY POTTA TH-TH-THAT IS MY NAME