amazing article y’all lol
Meet 26-year-old Amy. She’s single, likes puppies and is looking for a date on Hinge. But it’s not just good-looking men she’s after; she “goes crazy for a free Palestine” – at least that’s what her dating profile says.
omg
Lauren cuts to the chase by simply saying: “No Zionists”.
the horror!?!
Lee wants to “make sure we’re on the same page about free Palestine”. So does Savanah. And Boris. And Michaela.
oh no!?!
the majority but many profiles I see now say ‘No Zionists’.”
AHHAHAHAHA
divorced, 59-year-old Stephen downloaded Hinge last summer. A few months of swiping later, Palestinian flags started appearing.
oh the humanity!?! poor Stephen!!!
“But if they’re saying ‘no Zionists’ that doesn’t leave much room for me.”
you guys already have a homeland, it’s called Brooklyn
“It’s like the signs that used to read: ‘No Blacks. No Jews. No Dogs. No Irish.’”
omg so true bestie, so true
honestly this gives me the good idea about dating zionists to scam free drinks off them. that’s not a bad idea at all like, i can totally be into “isreal” for like an hour, and then once he’s spent like $200 on my drinks be like…
psych 😛
from the river to the sea :3
after that he will wanna not talk to me anymore, which is honestly perfect. free drinks
Now this is what I call praxis.