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Cake day: March 26th, 2024

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  • Tips for engaging with the US Military

    if they live by u, like on a base, this is some good stuff to do. I can’t confirm or deny if I or my friends have engaged in any of this:

    • feed them dog treats: u can dress up like ur handing out free samples at the mall, and give the service members dog treats. it’s pretty fun

    • pretend ur out of gas: this is my personal favourite. somewhere near base pretend to have run out of gas. eventually a bunch of jarheads will show up to help you push ur car, stay inside slightly riding the brake. they’ll keep trying, let them, but just like really wear them out. for a fun twist, start ur car after they get exhausted and drive away flipping them off

    • set up online dates with them and then don’t show up. this one’s just funny and obvious

    • send terrible Grindr guys to their room: only do this to bad guys on Grindr but this is also really funny





  • all this stuff makes me so depressed. I wish the yakubian empire could just leave things alone and let other nations succeed.

    why is it the US always feels entitled to this “number 1” position? like, who made that decision?!? the US just accepts as a forgone conclusion that the order of the world is American led and it’s chauvinistic and disgusting

    the American zero-sum view of geopolitics is going to get the entire world killed someday I fear



  • Oki so usually I vote for my man

    Juan Guaido

    because if the US wants him to be pres of something so bad, well they might as well elect him.

    but this year I’m too disgusted and over everything to even do a joke so I actually just threw it away :3

    over 31,184 palestinians are dead today, I started out marching with my city and doing everything I could, thousands of us did but nothing changed, and now they’re going after Latin Americans more aggressively than I’ve seen in my life, I hate this place.

    so I couldn’t even bring myself to make a joke this year





  • thanks everybody for all the replies :3

    i know he always like attributes this behaviour to “mental health” (his exact term not mine), and like, i can probably see that, that could very well be true, but at the same time, he always makes time for the needs of his parents (who hate me and call me a “man playing dress up”, i’m not, i’m a woman, and no i don’t look like a guy, they’re just assholes who know i’m trans so they say that anyways, and even if i did look like a guy i’m a woman so it shouldn’t matter, and he doesn’t stand up to them for me), so he’ll like prioritise his parents’ needs for stuff but never do anything for me.

    when we’re together he kinda always encourages me to drink a lot (for the obvious reason guys do that with girls), and that’s also like really unhealthy for me and not really something i want in my life anymore.

    and he told me “well i’ll never choose you over my parents” in so many words, and it’s like, alr dude, well peace ig, idk. i think i’ll just kinda not see him for a few weeks and see if he says anything.

    anyways thanks y’all i’m glad i have this place, i just needed to vent ig lol :3 <3