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    “But but… what about shareholder value?”

    • East India Company, United Fruit, and plenty others.
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      And God said go forth and multiply profits for the pharaohs, priests and tax collectors.

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        And kill the firstborn (who are my children, whom I love) of every tribe member (who are my children, whom I love) because the tribe’s leaders (who are my children, whom I love) were big meanies to my chosen children (whom I love the mostest)!

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          What value did your children provide to the profits? Let he who provides nothing to the shareholders die without healthcare. So let it be written so let it be done.