A crew served weapon also takes advantage of the Kobolds’ Pack Tactics feature, giving them advantage on every attack (or at the very least one of the crew is always taking the Help action for the same effect).

“your father helped me like that too”

So the third attempt? My binary is rusty.

Omlete du fromaaaage

You can’t take credit when you’re the 11th attempt.

I would like to believe this, unfortunately the large number of very old assholes seems to indicate otherwise.

Despite what the Supreme Court will tell you, corporations aren’t actually people, so you don’t have to worry about dead naming them.

The ReMarstered edition still holds up so there’s still time

Already exists. The Peloton subreddit has a guide on rooting your bike and installing custom apks.

“Give me your most normal human food order.”

You’re too attractive. It’s intimidating.

This meme works especially well because Pam’s line immediately before this is “I could give a shit about your happiness”

Unidan? Is that you?

They were, but now you can play Majora’s Mask with dual analog camera controls and there are fewer errors because you aren’t emulating a 30ish year old system.

Nuclear fusion is the ultimate example of teamwork

Most of Alex Jones’s assets are already going to the Sandy Hook families. He can leave once he’s paid up.

My money is also on bigotry, but the way Dingus said “began to kiss” makes me wonder how intense it was. If he’d said “gave my partner a kiss” that’s one thing, but “began to kiss” sounds like it might have been more like “making out” which I don’t want to see anyone doing in a restaurant.

I’m just speculating and the real answer is probably homophobia, especially given the assault that ensued.

Valuable contribution. Much rhetoric. Very wise.

He has a place of honor in the family pet cemetery and we remember him fondly.

And then he pushed for Universal Healthcare?

Which he failed to deliver despite Democrats having a filibuster-proof majority. Instead they appeased Republicans by implementing a Republican healthcare plan from the 90’s. They couldn’t even codify Roe V. Wade into law despite that being a campaign issue for Obama. For some reason the timing wasn’t right.

You know how shit it was to travel to other countries under Bush thanks to the Iraq War?

You mean that war Obama didn’t end because it was “too complicated” and instead killed hundreds of people (including children) with flying robots? That Iraq war?

We’re talking about a guy who was given the Nobel Peace prize at the start of his presidency (for not being Bush) and then accelerated the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.