Not having the lobes for commerce, disappointing.

New anti homeless tech implemented across all parks.

Ireland no longer looks like a teddy bear, but some sort of bottle opener :/

HR will transition to HAIR then finally AIR.

Cat picked up human today at the river. FTFY

It’s the name/game given to chestnuts where you put a hole through the chestnut and pass some string through and tie it off.

The game is simple you try and break your opponents conker with yours. Taken turns.

The defender holds the string steady with his conker straight down

The attacker uses his conker to try and break the defenders using a sort of downwards flick.

Mother who fuck?

Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.

Last TV show marvel’s “The Gifted”, game is “Last Epoch”.

Guess it’s about you switching sides constantly due to terrible writing…

I really didn’t like the TV show lol

Man I really would like coffee. It has all these cool gizmos and gadgets.

Just the smell of it turns my stomach. Oddly though, coffee flavored sweets can be bloody amazing.

I should have brought my towel…

That’s interesting, I use to use Sony phones during my time at uni and stopped due to all the software I couldn’t delete. Might have to give them a look next time I’m shopping around.

I’d a mate that called it council pop.

Yeah I see a butterfly too… When I dismiss half the painting.

My cpu says otherwise, while playing some poe, could easily toast some nice batch bread while grinding out maps.

I feel like a random one should say, “your going to have a bad day”

I just came to the realisation, that all those cold calls where no one says anything are probably just recording for recreating your voice sigh…