Sound more like a cleric kind of thing.

Mindflayers are definitly evil (from humanoid perstective) because of their species. They eat and bread brains. And they are interesting.

Clerics don’t need to choose.

Why are you getting down voted so much? Isn’t this just a post of you figuring out and explainig that dnd 5e isn’t the best fit for you (in a comedic way)? Did I misread the entire post?

What’s the system you wanted to try?

*Sehr nett

Horny Bard: “I do the Lobster”

Zealot Barbarian: “I die”

Easy. Bitcoin.

Your name should be termindunkel.

You could do this in one line…

By removing all the linebreaks.

Well, of course it depends on the type of game and context, it just sounds a bit like an uninteresting tool, to just have a just invincible NPCs. I think special weaknesses make every NPC more interesting. Give the NPC a weakness (eg. Superman hs cryptonite or Lord Voldemord has Horcruxes).

It shouldn’t be invisibile in the first place.

Was propapbly an emberassed employee paying it out of his own pocket, just pretending his company would even care a tiny bit.