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Once we’ve banned all plastic bags, surely climate change will be solved.

We’ll outsource it to India.

Das ist eine supper Idee. Lass es uns tun!

Ich dachte das heißt Chefexekutionsoffizier?

The bigger issue is the US making states vote, not people.

Yes, that is what I’m talking about. Until that changes, things will stay fucked up.

Luckily, we have an endless supply of virgins to sacrifice. Nobody said they have to be female, right?

The first-past-the-post system is definitely a huge part of the problem. But in the US Senate the Republicans have the same number of seats with 40 million fewer votes. But somehow that is never a big issue in public discourse. If I was living in the US, I’d be shouting it from the rooftops every day.

When i was young the daily newspaper (which used to be like a daily updated news website printed out on large sheets of paper, for our younger readers) was always letting in the toilet. Bonus was that you had a fallback when the loo paper ran out.

They’re not stupid, they’re complicit.

Absolutely not. These people know exactly what they’re doing. Except Donnie Cheeto of course, who genuinely has no idea of what is true and what is false. That’s why he comes across as so “authentic” to the morons.

Musk stole all his ideas for Twitter from Trump, so there.

“I’ve been better” simple and to the point.

Found the Arch user

This is what happens when you have a blatantly undemocratic system of government where people’s votes aren’t counted equally so that a radical minority can fuck shit up for everybody else.

I thought music videos were the coolest thing ever.

I was there when Kraftwerk made songs about computers being in every home and it was science fiction.

Maybe there are some openings at the emerald mine…

The solution is obviously to add more car lanes. We all know that works, right?

What a heinous crime!

But a lot of those people didn’t go and vote.