My hot take is that zombies were invented so that American movie heroes finally have an enemy they can believably outsmart.

Which oune wold yo souggest?

This is a PR nightmare.

A million seconds is a little over 11 days.

A billion seconds is a little over 31 years.

Billionaires should be required to count out their dollars individually every few days.

Honestly, I could imagine every single network reporting this exact headline and I wouldn’t bat an eye.

*Hannibal Lecter

“Go on, eat me. See what happens.”

“I’ll digest you!”

“Frank, this is the third time this week. Just admit you’re into it.”

Sure, you go and “curate” and put only half of the donation in the exhibition area and it’s “fine” but when my zoo gets a panda on loan and I decide to do the same, everybody’s all mad all of a sudden.

“It’s like a pizza party - but without the pizza costs!”

Eh, just throw them over your shoulder and you’re good to go.

Q: “How many r are there in strawberry?”

A: “This question is usually answered by giving a number, so here’s a number: 632. Mission complete.”

Sure, when the chips fall, eating a computer rig won’t stave off starvation for even a minute.

No, obviously not the guns of real people, just the ones who get stopped and frisked by the police. Y’know… the ones you can tell are evil because they’re… y’know, wink wink nudge nudge “urban”.

Just wait and see: all it takes is for a judge to tell him not to do it - ten consecutive times, THEN threaten with actual consequences, and THEN you may or may not see him become more circumspect about his transgressions in order to skirt the legal line a tiny bit less obviously!

After all: everyone is equal before the law!*

*Unless you bought the highest judges and make them declare you an absolute ruler immune to criminal law.

The absolutely unthinkable: financial losses for the people who have been making money by covering up the fact that they are destroying the planet for their own profit.

Add in one of the best-financed propaganda/obfuscation campaigns maintained for seven decades and public opinion mirrors what it gets fed from big-oil-owned media outlets.

By definition, he cannot “do something that will make him lose support”. Those who still support him like what he does by default, because HE does it. It literally doesn’t matter anymore what it is that he does.

Just be be completely safe from airborne toxins, they should make it a completely airtight cage of bulletproof glass.

Reverse human centipede.

Some people are just looking for something to keep them busy while chatting.

That is not true at all.

Bad actors do everything in their power to get richer at the cost of everybody they can rip off as much as possible, legally or otherwise.