Math is hard

That’s a risky congrats. Maybe she really likes beer and cake.

A kid could be taken out with a bicycle. Why do you train your kid to walk that close to vehicles? Do you also give them pointy objects to stab into outlets?

“It a shit design” is rich coming from the guy whos company can’t get panels to line up on a car.

Unisex bathrooms or bust

Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it would be an easy transition

I like to go the extra mile by washing and drying my trash before throwing it away. Paper products unfortunately don’t do well in the process and i have to retrieve the from the lint screen.

Cool, do they offer whistle tips?