True, which is why I prefaced about the nitpick

Only nitpicking this because I have a family member named Millie. If you shorten Mildred, it would be Milly with a “y”

Millie spelled like this isn’t short for anything, it’s the full name.

Man I’m in my 30s and still do bunny ears to tie my shoes. Never really learned the “correct” way. My shoes do come untied a lot so maybe it’s time.

wtf are you doing with your poop knife to enjoy it? Poop knifing should be all business, sir.

Looks similar to Confluence but more of a pain to get set up.

If only they’d invent a “put laundry away” machine.