I think I know
Saved an image of my next fishing spoon!
They’re good for brown trout, no?
Username checks out ^^
Not a native speaker, I just urbandictionaried brown trout and I wasn’t disappointed 😅
To be fair, brown trout is an actual fish and is very common in my area. I’m in Utah, US, and this is a recent news story about trying to get people to fish for real brown trout to cut populations.
I’m a native speaker and i didn’t know what it was
Two sided. Easy Goin’ and Adventurous.
He probably sits on his feet
With shoes on yea. Would explain the dirtyness too.
Or has a pet. I could see a cat doing that over time, and my recliner in my living room has a similar tear because it’s basically my dog’s chair/bed, and he does that digging-to-make-the-ground-comfortable thing before he lays down.
I’m guessing they shift around a lot, turning their body the way people turn the controller on a sharp turn.
Probably wearing shoes and sitting on their feet.
They may have a sweaty, moist, even wet rear. Constantly degrading the material. Making it even more susceptible to … friction.
Yeah, and the material on that chair isn’t helping. That’s why I have this ikea chair, which has a mesh back that keeps everything much cooler.
The Markus is the chair goat simply for being far too good for costing basically nothing.
Also I recommend taking the arms off, if even just to try. I did it a while back and it greatly Improved the experience.
Good idea. The arms kinda suck since they’re right at the height my desk is at. Thanks for the tip kind stranger!
FYI the arms being at the same height as the desk is exactly what you want for a good posture ergonomic computer using position.
Then how make chair underdesk not used
Plus a wallet digging in makes this believable enough
You’ve met my buddy, Fidget McFarty!
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I used to have this problem, but switched to mesh chairs a few years ago and it’s completely solved it. (Doesn’t need to be a super expensive one.)
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That one layer is far sturdier than the covering on a traditional office chair, at least if it’s a budget model and not actual leather. You can also replace the mesh, but if you aren’t using a super expensive model, I think it’s easier to just replace the chair at that point. Anecdotally, I sit on my feet all the time and haven’t had any problems with the mesh tearing.
What’s convenient is that we find it obscene to patch the assrest, which would mark the posterior-stressed spot unless executed unusually well.
So we just replace the whole fucking chair, piston, wheels, back, bolts and all.
Makes the chair business go round and round like a kid who just discovered the only remnant of joy mankind allowed to exist in the office.
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Herman Miller
They have neither replacement parts nor are they in any sort of way affordable when they cost like 2-5 times the amount of my PC.
You can buy replacement parts
Don’t complain that you can’t get replacement parts if you’re not ready to pay the price to buy from a manufacturer that will invest to produce the extra parts necessary to offer the service instead of manufacturing just what is necessary to assemble new products.
Offering replacement parts means manufacturing them and storing them, potentially for years, there’s a cost to that and that cost is paid when you purchase the product. Cars would be much cheaper if manufacturers didn’t have to make replacement parts as well!
I checked the official German store and they did not offer any replacement parts there, or at least I could not find any.
Also, modularity is not that much more expensive to the point where you have to pay thousands of bucks for a chair. That’s a bullshit argument. Every single office chair is assembled at home, even the cheapest ones. The manufacturer not offering the same parts separately is simply a marketing strategy so that you have to buy a whole fucking chair again.
No pets? Looks like a dog or cat’s favorite chair… or a Goat, for that matter.
All that said, I’ve seen plenty of cheap office chairs with no such excuses just crap-out like so.
Lots of Taco Bell, I’d guess.
Is your roommate JD Vance?
okay, listen, this joke was funny but it’s run its course
Studded pants
They keep buying shitty chairs?
Your friend might be a butt vampire.
With a special gaming chair like that, I bet they’re just going to hold onto it until the logo tears off.
The sequel to Teeth?
It’s what happens when you create a lethal combination of Flaming Hot Cheetos and Mt Dew Code Red inside your tummy
They just have maaassive heavy balls.
