Feels like it’d solve a lot of problems.
I prefer this one because my state’s in it
Same
Alberta is the wrong colour.
Yeah, trade Virginia for Alberta.
Could we airlift Atlanta out of Georgia instead?
Jesusland makes me chuckle
New ones will be provided.
More like orangejesus land
JFC, find a way to take new Mexico and maybe Colorado as well.
Canada’s population is 40 million. This would add 80ish more people to that. So, it’s not Canada annexing the blue states, it’s the blues states seceding and then annexing Canada to achieve territorial contiguity.
No annexing. The blue states join with Canada to establish a union of states. We could call it “United States” or something, or idk, I’m not good with names.
United Provinces, we don’t need to baggage associated with United States
Since the remaining states are run by a convict, they could be the Con-federated States or something like that.
I think there were more than 80 people in Oregon alone
The math checks out.
Can we swap Albertans with Coloradans though?
As a Coloradan, I’m sold
Not even remotely based. States are not internally homogenous. “Let’s take all the Democrats and job with Canada” is a shitlib take.
I’m hearing a “cringe” here, though I’ve heard quite a few "based"s (no consesus as is tradition for leftist discourse) … I think “based” is winning?
I guess Colorado and New Mexico get hung out to dry.
Better divide Oregon and Washington states in half. The east side of each state all voted red. Not sure how California voted.
We need the valley, just kick out all the chuds first.
Let’s be real, it’s city vs. country no matter where you are.
Not even.
Maricopa County is effectively one giant suburb and the numbers were about 50-50 for each candidate.
In the more fortunate situation, yes
It really isn’t, Maine is rural af. We’re called the South of the North for a reason. However we are weirdly progressive for how rural we are
Question is, does Canada want you?
I hear California’s always on fire, so it’ll fit right in with our west coast
Me?
I meant if they want the states. You’re chill though
Yeah, I get it, I’m just not American :D
Seems pretty reasonable. I’d like that.
Wait for me i wanna come too. I just gotta love out of my red state first ca sounds nice, real nice
More like debased.
Either a pun or a “cringe” here
The swing states are gonna be kicking themselves that they missed this chance after they come back to their senses.
Is that for or against? Do we want extra states or an “I told you so” more? Genuinely difficult question.
That really is difficult! Id suggest to just let the ‘United States of Canada’ vote on it after the next ‘Jesusland’ election. But I’m not from the US so I’m in no position to give a suggestion really.
I’m not American either, but I’m suggesting anyway
Add Southeast Pennsylvania.
As a Canadian who sees the far-right politics of the USA leaking across the border, I actually think this would be a good idea. The US can have Alberta though, I think they would be happier there.
Oh man, I would love to see this happen. Republicans in Texas would be frothing at the mouth to see California gone, right up until they had to start paying for all the other republican states that can’t manage to support themselves.
Red states are the real welfare queens
