Only one time use.
Think of like world leaders, celebrities, ya know 😉. Are you gonna make them do some embarassing things, or illegal acts.
My answer:
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Take control of an NSA agent with access to the most powerful hacking tools, hack everyone’s phone, install a program that randomly have a popup at random intervals, the popup message says “I’m watching you”. This also tries to spread itself to any other phone it can connect to. Pure chaos 😈
Pretty sure I can do this in a minute, depending on how good the NSA tools are.
take over Trump on inauguration day just as he’s about to take the oath. claim the election was rigged in my favor by the Russians and everyone I know was in on it also that I’m (he) a Russian spy. call all magas mentally retarded and they should drink bleach to cleanse the world of their filth.
finally take a swan dive down the stairs and break my neck.
The best part of this would not be the act itself but the insane mental gymnastics that Americans would put themselves through to deny or justify it so as to result in, ultimately, no change at all.
finally take a swan dive down the stairs and break my neck.
Think you’d even be able to get his feet off the ground?
The human body is amazing and has limiters that stop one from pushing too hard.
in times of great stress an individual can push past those limits.
Every fiber of my soul would be screaming to get out of that sack of shit, even if it would blow out his ACL’s, I would ensure that fatass would at least get 10 good inches off the ground.
Okay, I’ve had a nice nap, so here’s the answer: I’d take over Putin’s body, demand the nearest person’s gun, and rid the world of him (Putin) once and for all.
Make Putin jump through a high rise window.
Ah i see we think alike. Except i would have it during a live video and make it look like he ‘accidentally’ topped out. People would be like “he… he actually just fell out of a window”
It’s a real problem, these high windows
Wait til I know he’s having a summit with KJU and blam him first, then any generals standing nearby, then self
Lol, people would just think he got couped
Gotta keep the tradition you know 😉
Take over a billionaire and tell assistant to transfer 5m to real me and never mention it again or he will be fired.
That’s sus af.
Just set up a bitcoin wallet before you use the ability. Then take control of someone like musk, who definitely has some bitcoins, transfer all to your wallet.
Untraceable! (ish)
Very traceable, in fact. Do you know how bitcoins work?
The issue is when you try to spend the bitcoins. You’ll eventually reveal some of your personal info when doing so, unless you are willing to work with the underground. Might go well, might end up with you in a ditch or a cell.
Wear a mask
Go to Bitcoin ATM
Withdraw
Ez
I mean, its better than having the money wired directly to your bank account like the other user suggested.
Psst, or use actually more anonymous crypto like monero.
Huh, I wasn’t aware there’s such a thing as a bitcoin ATM. That would make it possible I guess, but I feel like eventually you’d still get caught some way or another.
ATMs aren’t known for their anonymity. You’ll still get caught
I can’t login to my own Coinbase in under a minute, let alone someone else’s.
Most people would have everything already logged in on their phone.
Monero
Have Trump take off his diaper on TV and say “my smol wee wee has poo poo on it, me sad”
Give it like a month and you won’t have to waste your one ability use on this.
Are you trying to get him elected a third time?
Is supporters would eat that up. “He’s just so brave and relatable.”
That’d take more than a minute.
Takes Over NSA Agent
Logs Into Desktop
Clicks Start Menu
The End.
Take over Clearance and have him shoot kegStand. Based on the timing, the next 58 seconds can be a sick rant about guns.
If sleepy Joe is on the ball, he’ll have two young replacements in mind.
As Netanyahu start screaming in to the nearest camera.
“This is the one true voice of God, Of course this man commits genocide! His final solution to Palestinians is to smite every hospitals, school and refugee until none remain! Those that help him kill shall be damned with him. Repent!”
Figure that is immposible for him to explain away and would end his support. Killing him wouldn’t stop the killing, but discrediting him among the religious might.
Only downside is it would cement religion as a fact, but I guess if I got magic possession powers then it end my skeptical agnosticism about higher powers anyways.
“What a weird deepfake. These Iran’s useful idiots are spreading lies again!”
All his genocidal suporters will just believe him.
Make this useless toxic twat at work do something so stupid she’d be fired immediately and never be able to get her job back.
why so salty?
Make someone kill me tbh
As someone with ADHD, I’d immediately get myself doing the things I want to be doing. Manipulating/screwing over others? No thanks. The havoc I wreak just in myself is plenty enough
Wouldn’t you just get distracted and put it off for later like you already do when you already have control of yourself albeit through the very same ADHD-addled brain you were hoping would for some reason spend the one, in some way supernatural minute, highly effectively?
Well I hope not. Worth trying it out I think
Do a whole lot of research, then take control of the president, and pardon people for a minute. As far as I’m aware, it takes effect as long as someone hears, or I write it down or something.
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I didn’t care how pretty she is. I need more than a minute.
Idk, it just feels kind of rapey?
And it doean’t feel wrong to joke about that to you?
Nope. Why should it?
Trump will take a hero dose of acid, there’s no other way
Dosing the President by Nolan Potter, and the following track, Donny’s trip
Bleach*
Technically, that’s an alkali
