It was a toss up between Messy Elliot and Busta Grimes.
mines Floor Bitch
Benedict Crumberbatch
My wifi is Roll for Perception. My laptop is Roll Iniative.
Because the laptop is a mimic. If you can see it, you’re in biting distance.
Vlad the Inhaler
Ol’ Cleaning Bastard
Wu Tang Clean
Love it. Naming the next vacuum this!
I’d name the group The Spin Doctors, just to be confusing
Damn, beat me to it.
My stand mixer is called Mixxy Elliot and that always gets a big kick out of my guests
https://youtube.com/shorts/12Rm2izbQfU
My first one (pretty dumb) is called Jessica
Because we could never find her
Second one is Gretha, because she is cleaning up our environment
A mopping bot could be L.L. Cool Spray.
Get a first generation Roomba and name it “Old Cleaning Bastard”
And program it to swear when it runs into stuff!
I went with Colonel Dustard. I love their pre-made name suggestions
50 Lint
I named mine Clean Latifah. No regrets.
Kensweep Lafloor
You are so screwed when the Robot uprising comes
“Let’s talk about those names you gave us…”
Could’ve been worse. Could be called Sucky McSucc-face
I’m thinking I could fight one robot vacuum cleaner, but our boi here just keeps adding more, and I’m already skeptical about taking on three. And this will probably happen after GAI, so they’ll be hyper-intelligent.
OP may one day find themselves scootching around the house on their limb stubs, licking the floors clean all day, and being called some demeaning name like “Meat Maid.”
One day, I’ll find out that the dirt they’re going to vacuum up… IS ME
“Well now, would anybody like some toast?”
Janet Jackson’s Roomba Nation
